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Remember Sex Ed? Remember what an utter waste of time it was if you weren't eccentric and prone to nervousness and paranoia?

XD Wouldn't Sex Ed have been a lot better if you got baggies full of things you'd need most?
Of course all the girls baggies would come with tampons/pads but should also come with a correct amount of birth control (Or makeup XD)
And in comparison to the guy it WOULD be a total gip.

XD Can you read my hand writing?

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PAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH XDD snape got lube!!!!! lol remus is such a perve and SEverus is such a prude XD i love thr way you draw snupin... yeah sex ed sucked... i missed out on the girls sex ed so i had to sit in with the boys the next day and they had to go over ALL the girls stuff as well as the boy stuff... i never wish to see another video about periods again ... the boys all laughed at me!! it didn't help that i was sandwiched between my best friend (of the time) daniel who was such a nerd after that and kept asking how my period was going and on the other side was this boy who used to bully me who kept looking at me and asking questions about girls stuff O.o!!!!!! ... TT_TT i hate sex ed...

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I can read your handwriting.

Sex Ed would have been better with giftbags.
I have a feeling though, that they would have filled it with something ridiculous...
Like cheap chocolates for the girls (to worsen the cramps but help with the cravings!) and like...tissue for the boys.
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I've had to do sex education like, 6 times in my whole life. I'm only 14 damnit! So Every year I sit watching the condom demonstration and wait for death. XD

I can read your handwriting, Sex Ed should have been like that though. Only I would have stolen a boy baggie. SLIP 'N' SLIDE!
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"A vat of lube!?" *snorted*

Oh dear.

I concur with pinstripedkid; I would have stolen a boy's bag. I remember they gave us some corny pamphlet on growing up, a pad, and some midol. This was in elementary school, and I was quite embarrassed about it.

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Oh man you don't even know. You can probably gather that I'm a total space case and come up with insane ideas right? So when I had my first sex ed class (For some reason I had to go through three different ones) I was in third grade and they were talking about periods. So here I think "Blood is red. Pee is Yellow" and I honestly think I asked out loud "Does it turn the toilet water Orange?"
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and a sign to hang on their door that says "If this rooms a rockin' don't come a-knockin'" and on the other side it would say "If your going to enter into a vicious cock fight, remember to lock you door" XD
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LoL owch. I really enjoyed all the videos in sex ed. I have ADHD so if there's a tv on in the room I totally focus on it. XD My favorite one was Whoopi Goldberg telling me that the safest way to avoid getting AIDS or any STD is abstinance.

Thanks Whoopi Goldberg. I'm going to die alone now XD
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O_O your going to die alone O_O that's not very bice of whoopi! we never got interesting vids like that!!! we only got some freaky people in rain coats telling us not to have sex because "we'll get pregnant and DIE!" (i just had to quote mean girls XDD)

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Bwhahahahahahaa.
Slip n' Slide?! XDDDD That's totally a brand of lubrication I would advocate, if only for the screwed up commercials that the company could make.
I also like how the condoms are all attached. I expect him to just keep pulling them out like a magic trick or something. XD

Also, my sex ed in the 6th grade was a complete waste of my time, because it was in the spring of the year, almost a month before school let out, and I had gotten my period in the fall. I remember the day I got my period, too, because I walked home from school, walked up infront of my mom, put my hands on my hips and said, "Mom, today your little girl has become a woman!"

And she has never let me live it down to this day and always tells her friends when they get on the topic of their children growing up. DX

And then in middle school, there was a question box that you could add questions to anonymously, and I always asked the weirdest shit. Like, "Are there really people who like to give cunniligus while the woman is menstruating, and is AIDS more easily transmitted that way?" And I think everyone knew it was me in my class because I always used big words in conversation like it wasn't a big deal.
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XD Fascinating. (Or something.) Third grade sex ed is amazing. The thing that comes immediately to my mind is them hanging a picture of a naked woman up and saying, "Who can name a body part?" My mom says her memory involves some guy coming in, holding his arms out to pose as such and proclaiming, "I am a uterus."

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